One of the difficulties of doing things on the cheap and staffing your workforce with job creation personnel, is that all your team is there under a certain amount of duress. In other words, they are there because otherwise their benefits would stop. It also means that you can't pick and choose, so that not only will you inherit the inevitable collection of troublesome types, but it is also highly unlikely that you will pick up anybody with any experience. However, in amongst the throng, there will be some gems. That doesn't mean that they make it easy. They all need to be trained, as the work is unfamiliar to them. I'd been through all that when fitting out the walled garden, trying to instil a sense of care and high standards in a group of people many of whom would rather have been at home.
So it was with the next phase of laying out the terrace. This was in part a large turfing job, and nobody at all, apart from me, had ever laid a piece of turf before. But before that there was the path to construct, board edging to put in, hardcore to compact, sand spread on top, and gravel whacked in to that. First, all the compaction had to be relieved where machinery had destroyed the soil structure every day for the previous two years. Borders had to be dug and manured for the pear trees, and the large semi-circle had to have soil imported and levelled prior to turfing, planting the box hedges and laying the gravel. Let's assume that everything went fine. In fact, I don't remember much, other than a row with the topsoil supplier about the poor quality of the product. I no longer remember if we kept it and made do, or got them to uplift and remove. It doesn't matter, the end result was acceptable. Everything was spread, levelled and the box hedges were planted in their semicircles, flanked by areas of fresh turf.
The laying of the turf, however was a bit of a saga. I knew it was coming, and arriving on pallets, to be delivered at the far end of the terrace. Playing upon the charitable status of my employers, I had managed to score the loan of a fork-lift truck from the local nationally-renowned potato processor, and the day the consignment arrived I duly set off to pick the truck up. I don't think it would be possible to do this nowadays. I got dropped off at the factory three miles away and drove the thing back on public roads. I had no fork-lift licence or training, probably no insurance, and the contraption was a law unto itself. Built for tight turns, but also large enough to shift enormous weights, it was huge. Its capricious rear-wheel steering set in motion a random lurching from side to side as I progressed at very few miles per hour down the main road, cars and lorries dodging me, and people on buses pointing and laughing.
When I arrived at the workplace, I struggled to negotiate the back drive, riddled as it was with potholes, and brought the monster to a halt beside the assortment of pallets at the end of our newly-constructed terrace path. The trouble was, the forklift was designed to do its stuff on hard, level factory floors, and had zero ground clearance, so as soon as I tried to make it climb the slight slope of our gravel path, it dug itself in and sulked till we gave up. This was a big blow, as not only would we have to reconstruct that part of the path, but we would also have to manhandle the turf from one end of the terrace to the other, and various points in between. This made the estimated time for the job unrealistic, and it became clear that we wouldn't be finished for the weekend. Obviously, we didn't want the grass lying there, yellowing in its rolls, over the weekend, so I enlisted the help of one of the squad to come in and help me finish up on Saturday and Sunday on promise of time off in lieu. A good man, but generally unreliable, time off seemed to be the sort of carrot he would devour willingly. Between us we got the job done, and I must say, simple in effect though it was, it didn't look bad.
The box hedges were mostly recycled remnants that we had chopped back and saved. They looked rough when newly planted, but soon developed into a reasonable feature. One of the problems about working for charities is the lack of a budget. Don't buy new, if you've got one already, half dead but recoverable with care and skill. I learned a lot through that approach.
In the picture above the pots on the steps can be seen in their newly-planted state. and there is a rare rear view of a gardens adviser helping with the watering. That's the one on the right.
And don't forget how it had looked a few weeks before.
Tomorrow we'll see the Grand Opening. Bate your breath!
The rocky road to the success I used to be
I have now moved in a different direction with this blog, and am investigating the ideas which I developed in my career in horticulture. I shall entitle it 'The rocky road to the success I used to be'.
However, whilst doing that, let us not forget that this started out as a way of retaining my sanity while housebound for three years following an accident. I wrote the hilarious and deeply poignant story of my redemption in daily instalments of about a thousand words, for a period of nearly eighteen months. The first 117 chapters are now available as a Kindle book, readable on your Kindle device, your PC, iPad or Smartphone with an app. Please follow the link below to sample and purchase:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nil---mouth-Cancel-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00A2UYE0U/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352724569&sr=1-1
Also now published is Volume 2, 'A Long Three Months', comprising chapters 118-266.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Three-Months-Cancel-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00CYNFTDE/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1369413558&sr=1-1&keywords=A+long+three+months
And finally, Volume 3 is now available at the link below:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Drawing-Close-Cancel-Cup-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00GXFRLE4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385545574&sr=1-1&keywords=Drawing+to+a+Close
I have now removed all the original posts to make space for the future.
Thank you for reading. Having an audience is marvellous for focussing the mind. I am also working on some drawing projects which will take me away from the keyboard for a while, and I write other stuff too, which you can find popping up occasionally on my website https://nicolsonbrooks.com/. And I have my own little garden to look after. Keep looking in, though, as I have no idea what will land on the page, where it might come from, or when. You have all been invaluable to what has been produced so far.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nil---mouth-Cancel-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00A2UYE0U/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352724569&sr=1-1
Also now published is Volume 2, 'A Long Three Months', comprising chapters 118-266.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Three-Months-Cancel-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00CYNFTDE/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1369413558&sr=1-1&keywords=A+long+three+months
And finally, Volume 3 is now available at the link below:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Drawing-Close-Cancel-Cup-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00GXFRLE4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385545574&sr=1-1&keywords=Drawing+to+a+Close
I have now removed all the original posts to make space for the future.
Thank you for reading. Having an audience is marvellous for focussing the mind. I am also working on some drawing projects which will take me away from the keyboard for a while, and I write other stuff too, which you can find popping up occasionally on my website https://nicolsonbrooks.com/. And I have my own little garden to look after. Keep looking in, though, as I have no idea what will land on the page, where it might come from, or when. You have all been invaluable to what has been produced so far.
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