Anybody out there enjoy drawing up rotas? Not many of us, I shouldn't wonder. It was a job I was dreading - filling seven slots for Room Stewards twice a week for six months, plus as many Garden Stewards as I could convince to take on the job. Fortunately, I got lucky here too. The Tea-room Manager had been putting in regular appearances even though we had been closed for six months. I think she was checking up on me, like she did with all her employees. I think that's how she saw me, anyway. But she had an idea. Her tea-room was a very ad-hoc affair at that time, only recently taken over from the WI which had run it at the start. Old trestle tables and Baby Burco boilers. Her staff still included some helpers from that source, one of whom was very dynamic, and who was good with people, so she suggested I approach her for help. A gift from the sky. This lady organised my rotas for most of my time there, until she died, when I had to find someone else. As we never got all the volunteers together during the closed season, all of this work had to be done on the phone. You can imagine how laborious that was, getting the schedule filled in the first place, then dealing with amendments as the season went on. Nor did it get simpler with time, as our volunteer contingent increased year on year, finishing on well over 100 by the time I left. The job also involved fitting in my requirements which grew as time went on. These included finding duties for those who couldn't stand for long periods, separating people who didn't get on, giving cash-handling responsibility to those who could count, putting the less capable in positions where they could be supervised by others, and so on.
The bulk of the rota was completed by the time of our pre-season meeting, when some more vacancies were filled. The briefing included a reinforcement of my wish that we should cease to be a forbidding property, where the stewards were supposed to glower at everyone, suspecting allcomers of malicious intent. This was against orders from above, but neither I nor my team of helpers could bear the thought of giving up our time with the express goal of making everyone miserable, including ourselves. I gave a guarded instruction to be willing to give information, but not too willing. In other words not to force information on guests, but to respond favourably to requests. In reality there were infinite numbers of ways to interpret this direction, and not everybody entirely followed the spirit of my intention, but it was still better than assuming everyone was a thief.
An important part of the briefing was the tour of the garden, showing all the volunteers what we had been up to over the winter. Those who knew the garden gained a lot from that, but I was surprised by how many of them had never been encouraged to look round before, and for whom the improvements meant little, however significant they were.
Part of the way the property had run, as we had no tea-making facilities for volunteers, was that they each slipped out for quarter of an hour in the afternoon, according to a system whereby they were relieved by another spare helper, hence seven stewards for six rooms. They would take tea in the public tea-room and were allowed a piece of home-made cake to boot. This was a ritual I was very keen to perpetuate, as I felt it helped with the integration of the disparate departments. I also included the garden staff and the admissions team from our entrance kiosk. This allowed us to sit together and build up a property-wide feeling of togetherness. We were all in the same boat. It was also very good for the visitors, as they were able to join us if they wished, and talk to us on a more informal footing, which had great benefits in building up support for what we were doing.
I suppose I was a bit of a maverick, and I remember having long arguments in years to come, when this policy no longer fitted in with target-driven management (i.e. once we had made the place lively enough to excite interest from those who would have written us off a few years earlier).Tea-rooms were run by a separate profit-making enterprise which covenanted its profits back to the property at the end of the season. So according to my understanding, the end result was an enhancement to the bottom line of the property, and this was all that mattered. This was not how the commercial side operated. They wanted me to start paying the going rate for the tea and cakes. This would involve me taking money from a budget I didn't have, paying it to them at three times cost price, so that the 200% profit made could come back to me later. I baulked at this. I could not see the sense of the profit-motivated arm charging a charity with severely limited resources, and making a profit out of it at the expense of non-existent funds, if the money was going nowhere in the end anyway.
I did a quick calculation. If we included seven Room Stewards a day, one Garden Steward, Three Gardeners and two Admissions Staff, at an estimated rate of £2.50 per head, that would amount to a total of no more than £1700, over the period we were open. Bearing in mind that the actual cost of a drink was little more than some hot water and a tea-bag or some coffee grounds, and the cakes were costing at the time no more than 50p each to buy in, the actual costs were considerably less. More like £400, in fact, but that's the nature of things. By separating the profitable from the charitable, as required by law, you make departments with incompatible thinking streams. Profit is maximised by achieving targets, and to reach those, you must make profit on every element, even from the one you were set up to support. My logic never won the argument, but my stubbornness forced a compromise. At first we got our teas for free, until they caught on to that. Then I paid 50p per head. Finally it went up to £1. None of the money people was ever able to comprehend the non-financial benefits of team-building and interaction with the public that the system brought. And of course, our unfortunate Tea-room Managers were under pressure from their own superiors as a result. It is a poor world that only strives to be rich in gold.
I'm not going to go on for ages about volunteers, except to say that generally I really enjoyed working with them. I made many good friends, and I learned a lot about people-management through trying out my errors on them.
I was allowed to select a prescribed number of staff and volunteers to attend Buckingham Palace for our Centenary in 2005. The group I chose came from all areas of involvement. I drove them up to London in a hired minibus on a scorching hot day, and everyone had a marvellous time. As a thank-you gift they clubbed together and gave me some cash, with which I bought an electric typewriter. I got it to write my novel on, but didn't have time to get started. I did write a short story on it eventually. Interestingly, at this time, I don't think we had a computer at work. We had only recently got a word-processor. Prior to that, I hadn't even had an office. All my paperwork, coach-bookings and the like had been done at home and hand-written. I used to carry my entire filing system to and from work in an old orange box. Why I bothered to take it to work, I do not know, as there was no chair to begin with, and certainly no desk. Still more of my administrative filing was kept in my head, which was at that time still capable of such feats of memory.
On the road to Royal approval. I've told you about some of these people already. And I was too busy to shave.
The rocky road to the success I used to be
I have now moved in a different direction with this blog, and am investigating the ideas which I developed in my career in horticulture. I shall entitle it 'The rocky road to the success I used to be'.
However, whilst doing that, let us not forget that this started out as a way of retaining my sanity while housebound for three years following an accident. I wrote the hilarious and deeply poignant story of my redemption in daily instalments of about a thousand words, for a period of nearly eighteen months. The first 117 chapters are now available as a Kindle book, readable on your Kindle device, your PC, iPad or Smartphone with an app. Please follow the link below to sample and purchase:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nil---mouth-Cancel-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00A2UYE0U/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352724569&sr=1-1
Also now published is Volume 2, 'A Long Three Months', comprising chapters 118-266.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Three-Months-Cancel-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00CYNFTDE/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1369413558&sr=1-1&keywords=A+long+three+months
And finally, Volume 3 is now available at the link below:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Drawing-Close-Cancel-Cup-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00GXFRLE4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385545574&sr=1-1&keywords=Drawing+to+a+Close
I have now removed all the original posts to make space for the future.
Thank you for reading. Having an audience is marvellous for focussing the mind. I am also working on some drawing projects which will take me away from the keyboard for a while, and I write other stuff too, which you can find popping up occasionally on my website https://nicolsonbrooks.com/. And I have my own little garden to look after. Keep looking in, though, as I have no idea what will land on the page, where it might come from, or when. You have all been invaluable to what has been produced so far.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nil---mouth-Cancel-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00A2UYE0U/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352724569&sr=1-1
Also now published is Volume 2, 'A Long Three Months', comprising chapters 118-266.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Three-Months-Cancel-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00CYNFTDE/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1369413558&sr=1-1&keywords=A+long+three+months
And finally, Volume 3 is now available at the link below:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Drawing-Close-Cancel-Cup-Cakes-ebook/dp/B00GXFRLE4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385545574&sr=1-1&keywords=Drawing+to+a+Close
I have now removed all the original posts to make space for the future.
Thank you for reading. Having an audience is marvellous for focussing the mind. I am also working on some drawing projects which will take me away from the keyboard for a while, and I write other stuff too, which you can find popping up occasionally on my website https://nicolsonbrooks.com/. And I have my own little garden to look after. Keep looking in, though, as I have no idea what will land on the page, where it might come from, or when. You have all been invaluable to what has been produced so far.
Blog Archive
-
▼
2017
(140)
-
▼
February
(29)
- Day 17 - It's all in the Detail
- Day 18 - Home Sweet Home. For the next fifteen years.
- Day 19 - The shock of the old, the shock of the new
- I hate Saturdays
- Day 20 - Fat Teeth
- Day 21 - People Skills
- Day 22 - Deep End
- Day 23 - Got any grass, man?
- Day 24 - Creative maintenance
- Day 25 - Suffocate or drown? Your choice.
- Day 26 - Magnolia
- Day 27 - Nature, a bad painter?
- Day 28 - Smelly flowers and French pants
- Day 29 - Sorting the filing cabinet of a gardener'...
- Day 30 - A bumpy ride
- Day 31 - Serious thing. Whole-border philosophy.
- Day 32 - The plantsman's knickers
- Day 33 - Got any grass, man? 2
- Day 34 - Terrifying and moaning
- Day 35 - Long hot summer days.
- Day 36 - The thorn in my side
- Day 37 - Pass the wrench
- Day 38 - Counting gryphons
- Day 39 - Anyone for tea?
- Day 40 - Dad's Head
- Day 41 - Lovely gravel, lovely ramp.
- Day 42 - Fast shirts
- Day 42 a - An addendum
- Day 43 - Abuse of authority
-
▼
February
(29)
Friday, 24 February 2017
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment